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ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Not only is this incomprehensible, but the ink is ugly and the paper
is from the wrong kind of tree.
-- Professor, EECS, George Washington University

I'm looking forward to working with you on this next year.
-- Professor, Harvard, on a senior thesis.