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  ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)
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ARTHUR What is an Algolian Zylatburger anyway?
FORD They're a kind of meatburger made from the most
unpleasant parts
of a creature well known for its total lack of any
pleasant
parts.
ARTHUR So you mean that the Universe does actually end not
with a bang
but with a Wimpy?

- Cut dialogue from Fit the Fifth.