News: 0000835552

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Security updates for Thursday

([Security] Oct 29, 2020 13:43 UTC (Thu) (jake))


Dist.

ID

Release

Package

Date

Debian

[1]DLA-2417-1

LTS

linux-4.19

2020-10-28

Fedora

[2]FEDORA-2020-e45cf8ea43

F31

tcpreplay

2020-10-29

Fedora

[3]FEDORA-2020-0e036c907e

F32

tcpreplay

2020-10-29

Fedora

[4]FEDORA-2020-c50d8b980b

F33

tcpreplay

2020-10-29

Fedora

[5]FEDORA-2020-e3d619cc32

F32

xen

2020-10-29

Fedora

[6]FEDORA-2020-8afd443d46

F33

yubihsm-shell

2020-10-29

SUSE

[7]SUSE-SU-2020:3073-1

SLE15

pacemaker

2020-10-28

Ubuntu

[8]USN-4609-1

16.04

gosa

2020-10-28

Ubuntu

[9]USN-4552-3

16.04 18.04

pam-python

2020-10-28



[1] https://lwn.net/Articles/835543/

[2] https://lwn.net/Articles/835546/

[3] https://lwn.net/Articles/835545/

[4] https://lwn.net/Articles/835544/

[5] https://lwn.net/Articles/835547/

[6] https://lwn.net/Articles/835548/

[7] https://lwn.net/Articles/835549/

[8] https://lwn.net/Articles/835550/

[9] https://lwn.net/Articles/835551/

Bill Gates Sends Out Desperate Plea For Help

REDMOND -- In a shocking development, Chief Bloatware Architect Bill Gates
admitted today that Microsoft is in severe financial difficulty and
desperately needs donations to stay afloat through the next month.

"The dismal state of the economy, the lackluster sales of Windows ME, and
the pending anti-trust lawsuit have placed significant financial stress on
Microsoft," Gates said at a press conference. "We can't continue to
develop and maintain our innovative solutions without financial
contributions from users like you."

The company spent the remaining $10,000 in its coffers to send out letters
to registered Windows users pleading for donations.

"For just pennies a day, you can help support the world's most innovative
company in its quest to discover the cure for the Blue Screen of Death,"
the letter announces. "Or you can help fund research and development into
improving the security of our products against such sinister forces as
script kiddies, crackers, and Linux freaks."