News: 0000833776

  ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Security updates for Thursday

([Security] Oct 8, 2020 13:12 UTC (Thu) (jake))


Dist.

ID

Release

Package

Date

Debian

[1]DLA-2400-1

LTS

activemq

2020-10-08

Debian

[2]DLA-2402-1

LTS

golang-go.crypto

2020-10-08

Debian

[3]DLA-2399-1

LTS

packagekit

2020-10-07

Debian

[4]DLA-2401-1

LTS

sympa

2020-10-07

Fedora

[5]FEDORA-2020-94763cb98b

F31

php

2020-10-07

Fedora

[6]FEDORA-2020-4fe6b116e5

F32

php

2020-10-07

Fedora

[7]FEDORA-2020-d46fe34349

F31

xen

2020-10-07

Red Hat

[8]RHSA-2020:4183-01

EL6

bind

2020-10-07

Red Hat

[9]RHSA-2020:4182-01

EL6

kernel

2020-10-07

Red Hat

[10]RHSA-2020:4056-01

EL6

qemu-kvm

2020-10-07

SUSE

[11]SUSE-SU-2020:2877-1

SLE15

qemu

2020-10-07

Ubuntu

[12]USN-4574-1

16.04

golang-github-seccomp-libseccomp-golang

2020-10-07

Ubuntu

[13]USN-4572-2

14.04

spice

2020-10-07



[1] https://lwn.net/Articles/833765/

[2] https://lwn.net/Articles/833766/

[3] https://lwn.net/Articles/833767/

[4] https://lwn.net/Articles/833768/

[5] https://lwn.net/Articles/833770/

[6] https://lwn.net/Articles/833769/

[7] https://lwn.net/Articles/833771/

[8] https://lwn.net/Articles/833761/

[9] https://lwn.net/Articles/833763/

[10] https://lwn.net/Articles/833764/

[11] https://lwn.net/Articles/833773/

[12] https://lwn.net/Articles/833774/

[13] https://lwn.net/Articles/833775/

It seems these two guys, George and Harry, set out in a Hot Air
balloon to cross the United States. After forty hours in the air, George
turned to Harry, and said, "Harry, I think we've drifted off course! We
need to find out where we are."
Harry cools the air in the balloon, and they descend to below the
cloud cover. Slowly drifting over the countryside, George spots a man
standing below them and yells out, "Excuse me! Can you please tell me
where we are?"
The man on the ground yells back, "You're in a balloon, approximately
fifty feet in the air!"
George turns to Harry and says, "Well, that man *must* be a lawyer".
Replies Harry, "How can you tell?".
"Because the information he gave us is 100% accurate, and totally
useless!"

That's the end of The Joke, but for you people who are still worried about
George and Harry: they end up in the drink, and make the front page of the
New York Times: "Balloonists Soaked by Lawyer".