Linux Journal is Back
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Bill Gates Receives Slap On Wrist; Carpal Tunnel Flares Up
The phrase "slap on the wrist" usually signifies an extremely minor
punishment received for a crime. In Bill Gates' case, the punishment set
forth in the tentative settlement with the Department Of Justice hasn't
been quite so minor. After receiving a slap on the wrist from the DOJ,
Bill Gates' is now suffering from a bad case of carpal tunnel syndrome.
"Mr. Gates was slapped on the left wrist earlier today by a DOJ lawyer,"
said the chief surgeon of the mini-hospital enclosed within the Gates
Mansion. "Now he can't move that hand without extreme pain. It's obvious
that years of sitting in front of a computer plotting world domination has
caused his hands and nerves to become fragile and vulnerable to even the
slightest touch."
The Department of Justice proclaimed that the incident has vindicated
their actions. Explained the lawyer who delivered the punishment, "We've
been accused of selling out to Microsoft. We've been criticized for giving
up even though we've already won the game. But that's all wrong. It's
quite clear that the slap-on-the-wrist punishment has been anything but a
slap on the wrist. We won this case and Microsoft lost. So there!"
Linux Journal is Back
Isn't this the same publication that came back for maybe half a year before disappearing again?
Linux Journal is Back
Isn't this the same publication that came back for maybe half a year before disappearing again?
Linux Journal is Back
so long as it can be constantly slashdotted it will stay
Linux Journal is Back
so long as it can be constantly slashdotted it will stay
Linux Journal is Back
Yes. In fact, the last article published before the linked one is the one announcing the closure of LinuxJournal.com.
Linux Journal is Back
Sounds like a win for Slashdot Media.
Slashdot has long been a pale shadow of its former self, so maybe with this they'll have something actually decent.
I used to check slashdot religiously but these days I barely bother. Both the content and the quality of the discussion have unfortunately gone downhill.