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([Kernel] Sep 10, 2020 16:55 UTC (Thu) (corbet))


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Symptom: Everything has gone dark.
Fault: The Bar is closing.
Action Required: Panic.

Symptom: You awaken to find your bed hard, cold and wet.
You cannot see the bathroom light.
Fault: You have spent the night in the gutter.
Action Required: Check your watch to see if bars are open yet. If not,
treat yourself to a lie-in.
-- Bar Troubleshooting