News: 0000824717

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Security updates for Monday

([Security] Jun 29, 2020 15:10 UTC (Mon) (ris))


Dist.

ID

Release

Package

Date

Debian

[1]DLA-2255-1

LTS

libtasn1-6

2020-06-28

Debian

[2]DLA-2256-1

LTS

libtirpc

2020-06-28

Debian

[3]DLA-2260-1

LTS

mcabber

2020-06-28

Debian

[4]DLA-2259-1

LTS

picocom

2020-06-28

Debian

[5]DLA-2257-1

LTS

pngquant

2020-06-28

Debian

[6]DSA-4710-1

stable

trafficserver

2020-06-27

Debian

[7]DLA-2258-1

LTS

zziplib

2020-06-28

Fedora

[8]FEDORA-2020-6af1dd2936

F32

curl

2020-06-27

Fedora

[9]FEDORA-2020-e49a911382

F31

xen

2020-06-29

openSUSE

[10]openSUSE-SU-2020:0872-1

15.2

bluez

2020-06-26

openSUSE

[11]openSUSE-SU-2020:0898-1

15.1

ceph

2020-06-29

openSUSE

[12]openSUSE-SU-2020:0887-1

15.1

chromium

2020-06-28

openSUSE

[13]openSUSE-SU-2020:0902-1

15.1

chromium

2020-06-29

openSUSE

[14]openSUSE-SU-2020:0893-1

15.2

chromium

2020-06-28

openSUSE

[15]openSUSE-SU-2020:0883-1

15.2

curl

2020-06-28

openSUSE

[16]openSUSE-SU-2020:0892-1

15.2

grafana, grafana-piechart-panel,

2020-06-28

openSUSE

[17]openSUSE-SU-2020:0876-1

15.2

graphviz

2020-06-27

openSUSE

[18]openSUSE-SU-2020:0870-1

15.1

mariadb

2020-06-26

openSUSE

[19]openSUSE-SU-2020:0869-1

15.1

mercurial

2020-06-26

openSUSE

[20]openSUSE-SU-2020:0880-1

15.2

mercurial

2020-06-27

Oracle

[21]ELSA-2020-2755

OL8

nghttp2

2020-06-26

Red Hat

[22]RHSA-2020:2758-01

EL7.7

microcode_ctl

2020-06-29

Red Hat

[23]RHSA-2020:2757-01

EL8.0

microcode_ctl

2020-06-29

SUSE

[24]SUSE-SU-2020:1794-1

OS7 OS8 SLE12 SES5

mutt

2020-06-29

SUSE

[25]SUSE-SU-2020:1792-1

MP3.2 OS7 OS8 SLE12 SES5

python3-requests

2020-06-26

SUSE

[26]SUSE-SU-2020:1791-1

OS7 OS8 SLE12 SES5

tomcat

2020-06-26

SUSE

[27]SUSE-SU-2020:1788-1

SLE12

tomcat

2020-06-26

SUSE

[28]SUSE-SU-2020:1790-1

SLE15

tomcat

2020-06-26

SUSE

[29]SUSE-SU-2020:1789-1

SLE15

tomcat

2020-06-26

Ubuntu

[30]USN-4405-1

16.04 18.04 19.10 20.04

glib-networking

2020-06-29

Ubuntu

[31]USN-4406-1

16.04 18.04

mailman

2020-06-29



[1] https://lwn.net/Articles/824687/

[2] https://lwn.net/Articles/824688/

[3] https://lwn.net/Articles/824689/

[4] https://lwn.net/Articles/824690/

[5] https://lwn.net/Articles/824691/

[6] https://lwn.net/Articles/824692/

[7] https://lwn.net/Articles/824693/

[8] https://lwn.net/Articles/824694/

[9] https://lwn.net/Articles/824695/

[10] https://lwn.net/Articles/824696/

[11] https://lwn.net/Articles/824697/

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[15] https://lwn.net/Articles/824701/

[16] https://lwn.net/Articles/824702/

[17] https://lwn.net/Articles/824703/

[18] https://lwn.net/Articles/824704/

[19] https://lwn.net/Articles/824705/

[20] https://lwn.net/Articles/824706/

[21] https://lwn.net/Articles/824707/

[22] https://lwn.net/Articles/824686/

[23] https://lwn.net/Articles/824685/

[24] https://lwn.net/Articles/824708/

[25] https://lwn.net/Articles/824709/

[26] https://lwn.net/Articles/824713/

[27] https://lwn.net/Articles/824710/

[28] https://lwn.net/Articles/824712/

[29] https://lwn.net/Articles/824711/

[30] https://lwn.net/Articles/824714/

[31] https://lwn.net/Articles/824715/

Bill Gates Passes Turing Test

LONDON, ENGLAND -- Microsoft proclaimed that they have passed the Turing
Test by creating a Bill Gates multimedia simulacrum that crack BBC
interviewer Jeremy Paxman couldn't distinguish from the real thing. "I
never would have expected this," Paxman said about the Gates AI program.
"After all, this Microsoft program actually worked for an extended period
of time, something you don't see very often."

Microsoft has plans to mass-produce the Bill Gates holographic simulation
by 2010 or so. "The hardware just isn't there yet for home use," a
Microserf explained. "By then, though, Intel's Itanium 6 Super Pro Plus
III CPU running at 600 Ghz or whatever should be sufficient." Windows 2010
is expected to include the Bill Gates simulation, making the World's
Richest Man(tm) accessible to the entire world.

A newly printed brochure for the faux-Gates advertises, "Need help running
Windows 2010? Bill Gates will sit beside you and guide you through the
system. Have a question for the world's sexiest and smartest nerd? He'll
answer it. Wondering if free and open source software is a plot by
Communists freaks to overthrow the free market system? He'll be there to
explain. Want to ask for a personal loan? Sorry, won't happen."