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[$] The state of the AWK

([Development] May 19, 2020 21:49 UTC (Tue) (benhoyt))

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Law of Selective Gravity:
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

Jenning's Corollary:
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side
down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Law of the Perversity of Nature:
You cannot determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.